Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!
Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.
A handful of things.
When I wear heels to work, I can’t cross my legs under my desk.
Finding out your ex has an ex that fucked someone he considers a friend 20 minutes after they called it off is hilarious.
Holding grudges, maybe I’m not as good at it as I thought I was.
Um, according to Beyoncé, pretty hurts.
Things have been slow at work and I just need something that to distract me from the fact that the days have been dragging.
Thank you for your time.
Ohhhhh fat fingers and touch screen phones. You make life worth living!
Art through a microscope.
don’t be a little shit to me on tinder
— Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via psych-facts)
Hi I’m Lorne Michaels the producer of Saturday Night
Hi I’m Gilda Radner
Good evening, Jane Curtin
I’m Dan Aykroyd
I’m Garrett Morris
Hi I’m John Belushi
I’m Chevy Chase
Hello I’m Bill Murray
This is Laraine Newman saying…
LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT