Daniel Inouye (Steven Yeun) being a badass on Drunk History, S2 Ep7.
"Hello. Today we’re gonna talk about Mary Dyer."
Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.
Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.
Thanks for cutting me a break today.
Having a dream about your ex can really fuck your day up. Ugh!