+ girl + I'm old + works well with her hands, not so well with others. + not so good with the verbal + great with the visual + goes by the name Bobbi Gore
Quietaphobic

September 18, 2014 With 2,505 notes × PERMALINK

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September 18, 2014 With 901 notes × PERMALINK

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

September 18, 2014 With 37,983 notes × PERMALINK
Happy birthday, babe!

A handful of things.

When I wear heels to work, I can’t cross my legs under my desk.

Finding out your ex has an ex that fucked someone he considers a friend 20 minutes after they called it off is hilarious.

Holding grudges, maybe I’m not as good at it as I thought I was.

Um, according to Beyoncé, pretty hurts.

Things have been slow at work and I just need something that to distract me from the fact that the days have been dragging.

Thank you for your time.

September 17, 2014 With 0 notes × PERMALINK

sizvideos:

Video

September 17, 2014 With 7,773 notes × PERMALINK

Ohhhhh fat fingers and touch screen phones. You make life worth living!

September 16, 2014 With 0 notes × PERMALINK

etsy:

Art through a microscope.

itscolossal:

Postcards for Ants: A 365-Day Miniature Painting Project by Lorraine Loots

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September 16, 2014 With 22,565 notes × PERMALINK

itscolossal:

Animated Graphite Self-Portrait by T.S. Abe

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September 15, 2014 With 5,348 notes × PERMALINK

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

September 15, 2014 With 113,515 notes × PERMALINK

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September 14, 2014 With 51,035 notes × PERMALINK

— Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via psych-facts)

September 14, 2014 With 2,255 notes × PERMALINK

Hi I’m Lorne Michaels the producer of Saturday Night

Hi I’m Gilda Radner

Good evening, Jane Curtin

I’m Dan Aykroyd

I’m Garrett Morris

Hi I’m John Belushi

I’m Chevy Chase

Hello I’m Bill Murray

This is Laraine Newman saying…

LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT

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September 14, 2014 With 172 notes × PERMALINK

shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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September 14, 2014 With 83,492 notes × PERMALINK
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